5 Kidd Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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Birthday Party Entertainer

Juggling kidd expectations and unpredictable party situations
A kidd told me they wanted a magic show with real magic. I said, "Sure thing, kiddo. I'll just pull a well-behaved rabbit out of this hat. Oh, wait, I meant a rubber chicken!

School Bus Driver

Trying to keep kidd passengers entertained and safe
The school bus driver told me he has a black belt in driving. I said, "Wow, that must be helpful when dealing with those rowdy kidd ninjas in the back!

Pediatrician

Making kidds comfortable in a medical setting
Giving kidds medicine is like negotiating with tiny pirates. "Take this, or the imaginary ship is going down, matey!

Teacher

Balancing education and kidd craziness
I asked my students to write an essay on "My Favorite Animal." One kidd wrote about their pet rock. I guess rocks are the new furry companions!

Toy Store Employee

Keeping kidds and their parents happy while dealing with endless toy options
A parent complained that a toy was too noisy. I told them, "Well, it's either that or the kidd's rendition of 'Let It Go' on repeat. Take your pick!

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