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Why did the khalifa start a dance class? He wanted to teach everyone the khalifunky moves!
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Why did the khalifa become a painter? He wanted to add a khalifour to the art world!
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Why did the khalifa open a gym? He wanted everyone to have a khalifit body!
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Why did the khalifa start a bakery? Because he wanted to make the world a doughlier place!
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Why did the khalifa bring a ladder to the comedy show? He heard the jokes were on another level!
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Why did the khalifa become a pilot? Because he wanted to soar to new khalifaspheres!
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Why did the khalifa become a chef? Because he knew how to spice up his khalifood!
Khalifa Conundrum
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So, I heard about this new app called Khalifa Finder... it's like Tinder, but for finding someone who looks exactly like Wiz Khalifa. I mean, imagine swiping left because someone's smoking hot and swiping right because they're rolling in charm!
Khalifa's Catwalk
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Did you know Wiz Khalifa once tried his hand at fashion? Yeah, he launched a clothing line, but the models had trouble strutting their stuff. They were like, How do we 'Taylor' these pants, and can we 'Weed' out this design?
Khalifa's Superhero Alter Ego
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Rumor has it, Wiz Khalifa is secretly a superhero. Yeah, his alter ego? Captain Kush. His superpower? The ability to calm down any argument by saying, Let's just roll one up and talk it out, man.
Wiz in a Blizzard
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Did you know Wiz Khalifa was once stuck in a snowstorm? Yeah, he had to put on so many layers; he looked like the Michelin Man's cooler cousin. But hey, that blizzard turned into a rap battle, and he dropped some ice-cold bars that melted everyone's hearts.
Khalifa's Lost Lyrics
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I heard Wiz Khalifa misplaced his lyrics once. He was like, Where did I put that paper? Did it 'Fly Solo' or 'See You Again'? I mean, if those lyrics ended up in the wrong hands, we'd have a new generation singing about taxes and grocery shopping.
Khalifa Cuisine
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I went to this restaurant that claimed to serve Khalifa's favorite dishes. I was expecting Black and Yellow curry or Roll Up sushi rolls. Turns out, it was just a regular menu with dishes named after his songs. I mean, who orders Work Hard, Play Hard chicken nuggets?
Khalifa's Gardening Tips
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Did you know Wiz Khalifa's into gardening now? Yeah, he's got this green thumb, but his plants have some unique names. You know you're in his garden when you see the Rolling Papers plant bed and the Black and Yellow tulips.
Khalifa's Driving School
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Wiz Khalifa opened a driving school. I mean, who wouldn't want to learn parallel parking from someone who's always cruising in a Black and Yellow car? But be warned, the first lesson involves perfecting the art of high-way driving.
Khalifa's Tech Trouble
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So, Wiz Khalifa decided to become a tech guru, and he developed his app. But every time you tried to use it, it just kept saying, Sorry, there's too much 'Weed' in your cache. Talk about a high-tech glitch!
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