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The Jealous Building
Feeling inferior to the Burj Khalifa
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Burj Khalifa once said, 'I'm the king of skyscrapers.' I replied, 'That's cute, buddy. I'm the king of finding things in the grocery store. You don't see me showing off.'
The Elevator Operator
Dealing with tourists' fear of heights in the Khalifa Tower elevator
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Tourist: 'Is this elevator safe?' I told him, 'Well, we've had zero elevator accidents, but I can't vouch for the emotional trauma caused by reaching the top floor and realizing you left your selfie stick at home.'
The Pizza Delivery Guy
Delivering pizzas to the Khalifa Tower
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Delivering to the Khalifa Tower is like a workout. I told them, 'If I had a dollar for every floor, I'd still be delivering pizzas, but with a much better gym membership.'
The Architect
Designing a building next to the Khalifa Tower
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I overheard my building talking to Khalifa. Khalifa said, 'I'm so tall; I can touch the sky.' My building said, 'I'm so stylish; I can touch the hearts of architecture enthusiasts.' It's a sensitive bunch.
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