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The Social Media Obsessed Keynote Speaker
Balancing delivering the talk and posting updates online
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I encouraged the audience to use a specific hashtag for the event. Little did I know, they were using it to share memes about how boring the keynote was. My legacy: a trending hashtag for unintentional comedy.
The Paranoid Keynote Speaker
Constantly worrying about technical malfunctions
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I had nightmares for weeks leading up to the event about my PowerPoint slides turning into interpretive dance routines. I guess that would be one way to make history engaging – a salsa demonstration of the Cold War.
The Disgruntled Keynote Speaker
Dealing with a disinterested audience
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I asked the event organizer if I could have a teleprompter with motivational quotes scrolling continuously. Turns out, the audience needed motivation more than I did. They were just there for the free coffee.
The Overconfident Keynote Speaker
Overestimating the relevance of their topic
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I confidently walked up to the stage to speak about the intricate world of lint collecting. Little did I know, the only thing collecting that day was dust on my credibility as a speaker. I haven't seen so many yawns since the last time I watched golf on TV.
The Accidentally Hilarious Keynote Speaker
Unintentionally making the audience laugh for all the wrong reasons
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I accidentally spilled water on my notes and improvised by saying, 'Let's dive into the deep waters of knowledge.' Little did I know, the only deep waters we were diving into were the tears of laughter from the audience.
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