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Why did Kenny refuse to play hide and seek with mountains? He felt they were just too peaky!
Kenny's GPS
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You ever notice how Kenny's GPS has the confidence of a life coach? It's like, Turn left in 500 feet. You got this, Kenny! Believe in yourself! I wish my GPS believed in me as much as Kenny's does in him. Mine is more like, In 500 feet, make a U-turn if possible. Honestly, I have no idea where you're going.
Kenny's Fashion Sense
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Kenny walks into a store, and the mannequins breathe a sigh of relief. His fashion sense is so unique; even the mannequins are like, Phew, at least we're not wearing that!
Kenny's Cooking Adventures
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Kenny tried cooking once. He called it a culinary masterpiece. I tasted it, and I thought I was in a survival reality show. I asked him what he called the dish. He said, Emergency Takeout.
Kenny's Coffee Addiction
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Kenny's relationship with coffee is intense. I asked him, How do you take your coffee? He said, Seriously, very seriously. I'm over here like, I take mine with a side of denial about the mountain of work waiting for me.
Kenny and DIY Projects
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Kenny decided to do some DIY home improvement. I asked him how it went. He said, Well, I fixed the leaky faucet by turning the water off. Permanently. Kenny, the accidental minimalist plumber.
Kenny's Passwords
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Kenny's passwords are so complicated; even he can't remember them. I asked him why he makes them so difficult. He said, I like to keep my computer safe from hackers. Kenny, protecting his computer like it's Fort Knox while forgetting the password to get in.
Kenny's Dating Strategy
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Kenny's dating strategy is a mix of charm and confusion. He told me, I play hard to get by not getting what's going on. Kenny, the Casanova of unintentional mystery.
Kenny's Alarm Clock
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Kenny, my man, his alarm clock is like a motivational speaker on steroids. It doesn't just wake him up; it gives him a pep talk. Good morning, Kenny! Today is your day! You're going to conquer the world! My alarm clock just hits me with a blunt, Wake up, you're late. Again.
Kenny's Fitness Journey
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Kenny decided to join a gym. His idea of a workout is 10 minutes on the treadmill, followed by 30 minutes of trying to get his earbuds untangled. I told him, Kenny, that's not cardio. That's a stress test for your patience.
Kenny and Technology
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Kenny is so bad with technology; he thought Instagram was a new fast food service. I told him it's for sharing photos, not fries. He said, Well, it should be for fries. Fries are important! Kenny, living in a world where hashtags are the secret code to the best fries in town.
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