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Kenny’s always dropping these pearls of wisdom. He said to me, "You can't have everything in life." I was like, "Yeah, I know, Kenny." He goes, "No, seriously, you can't have everything. I tried to fit a pool in my apartment once." He's also got this philosophy about relationships. He says, "Love is like a fart. If you force it, it's probably crap." I mean, he’s not wrong, but still, Kenny, a little romanticism wouldn’t hurt.
And Kenny’s take on technology? He says, "I miss the good old days when if you missed a call, you missed it. Now, if you miss a call, you miss a job, a date, and your grandmother’s birthday." Thanks for the reminder, Kenny.
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Kenny’s adventures are something else. He once tried skydiving without a parachute. When I asked him why, he goes, "I wanted to feel the breeze." Kenny, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works! And then there was the time he tried cooking without a recipe. He said it was an experiment in culinary creativity. I called it a disaster in the making. Let’s just say the fire department knows Kenny by name now.
But you know what, despite all of Kenny's quirks, he’s the kind of guy who'll always have your back. He might not get life right all the time, but hey, at least he’s trying. Cheers to you, Kenny, and your uniquely entertaining approach to existence!
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You know, I have this friend, Kenny. Kenny’s the kind of guy who thinks recycling is just putting empty beer cans in the regular trash bin. He's an environmental warrior in his own unique way, you know? The other day, I asked Kenny how his diet was going. He said he was on a seafood diet. I was like, "Oh, you mean you're eating healthier?" He goes, "Nah, I see food and I eat it." Classic Kenny!
But let me tell you about Kenny's fashion sense. This guy, I swear, thinks mismatched socks are the next big trend. He says it’s his way of expressing his creativity. I think it's his way of never doing laundry.
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Kenny's logic is on a whole other level. I asked him why he was late once, and he goes, "Well, time is relative, man. It's all about perception." I’m like, "Dude, tell that to your boss!" He once tried to convince me that eating ice cream in winter was better because it helped to keep the ice cream from melting. Kenny's a visionary, really—rewriting the laws of physics one brainwave at a time.
And you know, I've never seen someone argue with a vending machine like Kenny does. He swears it's a matter of principle when the machine eats his dollar. Kenny, it's a dollar, not a declaration of independence!
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