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I heard Kendrick Lamar is super into fitness, which makes sense. I mean, have you seen the guy perform? He's like the LeBron James of rap – always giving 110%. But can you imagine if Kendrick had his own workout plan? It'd be called "Damn. Fit." And every exercise would come with a deep, philosophical message.
"Alright, y'all, we're gonna do the 'Be Humble Squats.' Remember, it's not about how low you go, it's about how high you rise after each struggle."
And in the background, his music is playing, giving you that extra motivation. You're doing jumping jacks to "Swimming Pools," and every time you feel like quitting, Kendrick's voice comes in, "Sit down, be humble – but not literally, keep jumping!
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You ever notice how even the most successful people can't escape the judgment of technology? I mean, Kendrick Lamar, the guy who can navigate the intricate streets of Compton in his sleep, still has to deal with GPS. Can you imagine Kendrick Lamar arguing with his GPS? "In 500 feet, turn right."
And Kendrick's like, "Nah, nah, nah. I said left, alright? I run these streets, not you, Garmin!"
And the GPS is persistent, "Recalculating..."
"I don't need you to recalculate, I need you to recognize who you're talking to!"
I can just picture Kendrick, cruising through the city, trying to avoid traffic, and the GPS is throwing shade like, "In 1 mile, take the exit on the right. You know, like you should've with that last album."
And Kendrick's like, "Oh, you wanna talk about albums, GPS? How many Grammys you got?
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I recently read that Kendrick Lamar became a father, and I can't help but think about the parenting advice he'd give. Can you imagine Kendrick as a dad? "Alright, little one, you gotta navigate these streets like you own them, but remember, always stay in your own lane."
And when the kid asks for advice about school, Kendrick would drop some wisdom like, "School is like a studio session – you might not always understand it, but you gotta lay down those verses, I mean, lessons."
I can see him dropping his kid off at school, blasting "DNA" from the car, and telling his child, "You got greatness in your genes, literally.
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You know, Kendrick Lamar is so talented that I bet if he had a cooking show, it would be fire – literally and figuratively. I can see it now, "Cookin' It Up with K-Dot." But knowing Kendrick, it would be far from your typical cooking show. He'd be in the kitchen, wearing his signature cap, and he'd be like, "Alright, today we're making 'HUMBLE. Pie.' You gotta be humble with your ingredients, just like in life."
And then he'd throw some random metaphor in there, like, "Add a pinch of struggle, because life ain't sweet without it."
Can't you imagine the drama in his cooking show? He'd be arguing with the pots and pans like they owe him money. "You gotta simmer down, pot! We ain't making 'Alright Stew' today, we're making 'Money Trees Soup.'
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