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Why did Kendrick Lamar become a gardener? Because he wanted to control the weeds and keep his garden 'untitled.
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What did Kendrick Lamar say when his friend borrowed his pen? 'B****, Don't Kill My Write.
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I told Kendrick Lamar my favorite vegetable is broccoli. He replied, 'That's great, but I prefer 'Collard Greens.
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Kendrick Lamar's favorite kind of shoes? Good 'Kid m.A.A.d City' running shoes!
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I asked Kendrick Lamar if he likes solving puzzles. He said, 'Yeah, especially when they're 'Puzzled Feelings.
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Kendrick Lamar's favorite subject in school? Rap math: 'I got 99 problems, but solving equations ain't one.
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What did Kendrick Lamar say when he bought a new car? 'I got loyalty and royalty inside my DNA – and a pretty sweet ride.
Kendrick's Fitness Routine
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I tried Kendrick Lamar's workout routine. It's just two hours of jumping to conclusions and avoiding the mainstream treadmill because, you know, he's all about avoiding the mainstream.
Kendrick's Kitchen Anthems
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I heard Kendrick Lamar is now releasing a cookbook. Every recipe starts with, First, you gotta be humble with those onions, then sprinkle some loyalty on that salad.
Kendrick's Gardening Tips
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I heard Kendrick Lamar is taking up gardening. His advice for growing plants? Give them the same love and care you give to your favorite album – with regular watering and the occasional deep conversation about life.
Kendrick Lamar's GPS
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Have you ever wondered what Kendrick Lamar's GPS sounds like? It's probably like, Turn left at the intersection, but remember, we're all on our own paths in life, okay?
Kendrick's Morning Motivation
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I tried waking up to Kendrick Lamar's voice as my alarm. Now every morning, I'm not just waking up; I'm waking up woke, ready to conquer the day with socially conscious decisions like choosing fair-trade coffee.
Kendrick's GPS Part 2
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I borrowed Kendrick Lamar's car, and the GPS kept saying, You've reached your destination, but don't forget, the real journey is within yourself. Now get out and be humble – and move your car, you're blocking traffic!
Kendrick's Comedy Club Entrance
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If Kendrick Lamar opened a comedy club, the entrance would be a long hallway with motivational quotes. You'd reach the end and hear him say, Now that you've arrived, remember, laughter is the best therapy. Enjoy the show and be humble!
Kendrick's Pet Peeve
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You know what really grinds Kendrick Lamar's gears? When people don't appreciate the profound lyrical depth of his music, and instead, they just use it as background noise for their TikToks. #RapRespect
Kendrick's Weather Forecast
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Kendrick Lamar should be a weatherman. Can you imagine the forecast? Today's weather is gonna be like life – unpredictable. Chance of rain, chance of success, and a 100% chance of staying humble.
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