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Katy claims she's a morning person. But the only reason she's up at sunrise is to make sure she doesn't miss the breakfast menu at McDonald's. Priorities, right?
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Katy and I decided to go on a fitness journey together. We bought gym memberships. Two weeks later, I found Katy's membership card – at the bottom of her snack drawer. Well, at least she's lifting something.
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You know you're friends with Katy when your phone's autocorrect changes "okay" to "Katy." Now, instead of agreeing with people, I just Katy them. Life's more fun that way.
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Katy tried to impress me with her cooking skills. She said she made a three-course meal. Turns out, it was a sandwich, a bag of chips, and a cookie. Hey, technically, that's three courses, right?
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I was talking to Katy the other day about multitasking. She proudly declared that she's a master at it. I asked her to walk and chew gum at the same time. Well, let's just say gum ended up in her hair, and she was standing still. Multitasking level: expert.
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Katy's idea of "early morning" is any time before noon. I asked her if she's ever seen the sunrise. She said, "Yeah, on Netflix.
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You ever notice how there's always that one friend, in this case, Katy, who claims to be a social butterfly? Yet, when you invite her to a party, she suddenly becomes a social caterpillar, inching away from any conversation.
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Katy's car is like a time capsule. You open the door, and it's like stepping into the '90s. Cassette tapes, pogs, and a beeper. I half-expected to find a Tamagotchi in the glove compartment.
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I asked Katy for her secret to a happy life. She said, "Always carry snacks." And you know what? I've been following that advice, and life has never been more fulfilling. Thanks, Katy, for the wisdom and the granola bars.
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