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Katy decided it was time to get fit. She signed up for a high-intensity workout class. Now, I've seen horror movies with less intensity. She called it a "boot camp." I call it "torture with a side of sweat." After the first session, she could barely move. I asked her how it went, and she said, "I feel the burn!" I said, "Katy, you're not supposed to set the gym on fire!" She mistook the exercise mat for a yoga mat and accidentally did a downward dog into a push-up pyramid. I've never seen someone sweat so much without actually moving.
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So, Katy is one of those Do-It-Yourself enthusiasts. She's always watching those home improvement shows and thinking she can renovate her entire house in a weekend. Last time I visited, she proudly showed me her latest creation: a homemade coffee table. It looked like it was crafted by a blindfolded beaver on roller skates. I asked her, "Katy, is this modern art or a table?" She said, "It's rustic chic." I think it's more like tragic chic. The legs were wobblier than my grandma after too much eggnog. I had to drink my coffee in tiny sips to avoid causing a seismic event.
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Let's talk about Katy's dating life. She's always on the lookout for Mr. Right, but I think she keeps swiping left on him by accident. She told me she's looking for a guy with a sense of humor. I said, "Katy, you need a guy with a sense of direction first!" Last time she brought a date home, she wanted to impress him with a homemade dinner. Let's just say the smoke detector was the only one applauding that night. I asked the guy if he enjoyed the meal, and he said, "Well, it was a great bonding experience. We both had to call our insurance companies afterward.
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