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Why did Katy Perry go to school with a ladder? Because she wanted to go to high school!
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Why did Katy Perry bring a pencil to the concert? In case she wanted to draw a big crowd!
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Why did Katy Perry become a gardener? Because she wanted to make things roar-some!
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Katy Perry says she's a 'California Gurl.' Well, I'm a 'Sofa Potato,' and my anthem is more like 'Last Friday Night... on the couch binge-watching Netflix.'
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Katy Perry once said she kissed a girl and liked it. Meanwhile, I accidentally kissed my elbow and just felt awkward. Apparently, I'm not doing it right.
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Katy Perry's secret talent is ordering pizza in song lyrics. She called the pizza place and said, 'I kissed a slice, and I liked it. Can you make it extra cheesy?'
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I asked Katy Perry for relationship advice, and she said, 'You just gotta roar!' Now I'm single, unemployed, and my neighbors think I have anger management issues. Thanks, Katy.
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Katy Perry's hair has been every color of the rainbow. My hair tried that once, and now it's in therapy, traumatized by the experience. Who knew hair could have commitment issues?
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I found out Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry. I tried that with my dog, but 'Barky Woofy' just didn't have the same ring to it. Maybe I need a cat.
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Katy Perry's music is so catchy; even my refrigerator hums 'Firework' when I open the door. Now I'm just waiting for it to start singing 'Roar' during late-night snack raids.
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I heard Katy Perry tried to become a baker, but every time she made cupcakes, they ended up looking more like fireworks. Her baking motto? 'Let them eat confetti!'
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Katy Perry has a fragrance line, and I bought one. Now, I smell like a mixture of teenage dreams and buyer's remorse. Turns out, you can't bottle charisma.
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