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I told my computer to stop being so clingy. It replied, 'But I just want to stick to you like a window screen!
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Why did the computer go skydiving? It wanted to experience jumping windows firsthand!
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I tried to make a joke about windows, but it's transparent it's not funny enough!
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My friend said he can jump through a window and never get hurt. I said, 'That's a pane-ful exaggeration!
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What did one window say to another during a heated argument? 'You need to see things from my perspective!
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I used to be afraid of jumping out of windows, but then I realized it was just a pane in the glass!
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I told my computer it was too old, and it replied, 'Age is just a window of time!
Window's Big Dream
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My window dreams big, you know? It told me, Someday, I want to be the escape route for a secret agent. I think it's been watching too many spy movies. I mean, if it starts asking for a tuxedo and a martini, I'm calling for professional help!
Window's Daredevil Aspirations
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I'm convinced my window's a secret daredevil. It keeps goading me, C'mon, just jump! I promise the ground's like a giant marshmallow. If it starts wearing a cape and asking for a superhero name, I'm boarding it up!
The Window's Revenge
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You know, I heard about this guy who claimed he was the first person to break the laws of gravity. He thought he could fly, so he jumped out of a window. Turns out, the window was just tired of being looked through all the time. It thought, Alright, buddy, you want to take a leap of faith? How about I introduce you to a crash course in gravity instead!
The Window's Identity Crisis
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My window's got a major identity crisis. It keeps saying, I'm not just a window, I'm a portal to a brave new world! I think it's been binge-watching too much sci-fi. Next thing you know, it'll ask for a passport and start demanding intergalactic travels!
The Window's Fitness Regimen
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You know, I admire my window's commitment to fitness. It's always doing those reps, you know? It's constantly letting people jump through it! I'm just waiting for the day it gets a whistle and starts yelling, Come on, give me twenty! Let's see those hops!
Window Wisdom
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My window's got a unique philosophy on life. It says, Why open doors when you can throw yourself out of a perfectly good window? I think it's trying to be philosophical, but honestly, it's more like a bad motivational speaker with a fragile ego.
Window's Side Job
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You know, I realized my window's got a part-time gig as a life coach. Every time I get too comfortable, it whispers, Jump out of your comfort zone! I'm starting to think it's trying to motivate me to take risks, but I'm not sure breaking bones is what they had in mind.
Window Woes
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I tried skydiving once. Thought it would be exhilarating, you know, jumping out of a plane and feeling free as a bird. But it turned into a nightmare when I realized I had a shouting match with the window on the way down. It screamed, What do you mean, you want to open me mid-air? Do I look like a drive-thru to you?!
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