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I recently read this self-help book that said, "To expand your horizons, you must take risks." So, I opened a window and thought, "Hey, why not jump out?" Now I've expanded my view of the sidewalk.
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They say, "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." Well, let's just say my decision to jump out the window was the epitome of space management.
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You know, they should really have warning signs on windows, something like, "Caution: Exit may be more exhilarating than anticipated.
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You ever notice how people talk about "thinking outside the box"? I tried that once and ended up jumping out the window. Turns out, the box was my office on the fifth floor.
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People always ask me, "Why did you jump out the window?" Well, I just wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side. Spoiler alert: it's not. It's just harder.
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My friend told me, "Life is about taking chances." So, I looked at my window and thought, "Challenge accepted." I'll never forget the shocked faces as I landed on a bouncy castle below.
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Ever tried explaining to your cat why you're jumping out the window? "Listen, Mittens, it's not a phase; it's just a shortcut to the ground.
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I tried meditation once, but all I could focus on was that tempting window across the room. Let's just say, I achieved a state of Zen...and a state of "ouch.
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I went to a workshop on stress management, and they said, "Find an outlet." So, I found a window and thought, "This looks like a perfect outlet!" Let's just say, gravity managed my stress for me.
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