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Coffee shops, the modern-day offices for freelancers and people who want others to think they're working on the next big novel. I was at one the other day, and they had this playlist going on – all the trendy indie hits. Suddenly, a Johnny Cash song starts playing, and I'm like, "Ah, finally, some real music!" But then I notice everyone else looking at me like I just interrupted a secret society meeting. It's like they're saying, "Excuse me, sir, we're trying to be cool and hip here, not have a 'Ring of Fire' sing-along." Well, excuse me for wanting to add a little country charm to this sea of MacBook screens and oversized scarves!
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You ever notice how our taste in music changes as we get older? I used to be all about the latest hits, but now I catch myself listening to Johnny Cash and thinking, "Man, this guy really knew how to tell a story with his music." I mean, Johnny Cash had a song for every mood. You want to feel rebellious? "Folsom Prison Blues." Feeling romantic? "Ring of Fire." But let's be real, there's no Johnny Cash song for dealing with the WiFi going out or the struggle of finding matching Tupperware lids. I need Cash to sing about the real struggles of adulting!
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You ever notice how self-checkout machines at the grocery store try to be all high and mighty? They're like, "Scan your items here. Bag your own groceries. You're practically an employee!" And I'm just standing there thinking, "I didn't sign up for this." The other day, I'm at the self-checkout, and I scan a can of soup. The machine says, "Unexpected item in the bagging area." Unexpected? It's a can of soup, not a live chicken! So, I start panicking, waving my arms like I'm trying to shoo away a ghost. Then I hear Johnny Cash's voice in my head, singing, "I walked the line," and I'm thinking, "I just want to walk out of this store without causing a scene!
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I recently started going to the gym because apparently, sitting on the couch and binge-watching Johnny Cash documentaries is not considered a workout. So, I'm at the gym, trying to be all healthy, and they have these fancy exercise machines with built-in TVs. I'm thinking, "Wow, this is great! I can catch up on Johnny Cash while burning calories." But then I realize, it's impossible to keep up with the rhythm of "I Walk the Line" while on a treadmill. I'm either running like a maniac or walking so slow the person next to me gives me a judgmental look. Johnny Cash, if you're listening from the great beyond, can you compose a workout-friendly tune, please?
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