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Why did Johnny Cash always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw the line!
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Why did Johnny Cash become a gardener? He wanted to sing 'Ring of Fire' while weeding!
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Why did Johnny Cash bring a calendar to the concert? To keep track of his rock 'n' roll dates!
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Why did Johnny Cash become a magician? He wanted to make the Ring of Fire disappear!
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What's Johnny Cash's favorite exercise? The one where he walks the line!
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Why did Johnny Cash bring a map to the party? He wanted to find the Ring of Fire!
Johnny Cash's Gardening Tips
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I heard Johnny Cash tried gardening once. He planted a Ring of Fire pepper, but it was so spicy, even the scarecrow quit and said, I can't handle this, man. I'm not made of steel like you.
Johnny Cash's Self-Help Book
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I found Johnny Cash's self-help book the other day. Chapter 1: How to Walk the Line Between Love and Laundry. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of black clothing.
Cash or Credit?
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Imagine if Johnny Cash worked at a bank. You'd walk in, and he'd be like, Hello, I'm Johnny Cash, and today we're giving out loans like we're Walk the Line - just make sure your interest doesn't hit the Ring of Fire.
Cash's GPS Navigation
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I heard Johnny Cash had his own GPS voice. Imagine driving, and he says, In 500 feet, turn right at the Ring of Fire. If you miss it, well, you'll be stuck in Folsom Prison, and there's no U-turn there.
Johnny Cash and the Lost-and-Found
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I heard Johnny Cash once lost his keys and said, I've been everywhere, man, searching for these darn things! I bet the janitor at the lost-and-found was singing Ring of Fire as he handed Johnny back his keys.
Johnny Cash at the Supermarket
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Imagine Johnny Cash grocery shopping. He'd be in the cereal aisle singing, I walk the Cornflakes line, and then in the produce section, he'd belt out, I hurt grapes today, to see if they still feel.
Cash Cab Confusion
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Wouldn't it be great if Johnny Cash hosted a game show? Welcome to Cash Cab, where the questions are as deep as my voice, and if you get one wrong, you're going down a one-way street – the Highwayman's way!
Cash's Coffee Shop
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I went to Johnny Cash's coffee shop the other day. The barista asked, How do you want your coffee? I said, I like it black, like Johnny Cash. She gave me a confused look and said, We have cream and sugar, you know?
Johnny Cash's Weather Forecast
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And now, let's check Johnny Cash for the weather. Today's forecast: a 90% chance of rain. Why? Because when it rains, it pours, and I hear thunder coming – like a freight train.
Johnny Cash Cow
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You ever notice how Johnny Cash is like the original rockstar in black? Man, that guy's wardrobe must have been sponsored by the color black. I mean, even his accountant was probably like, Johnny, can we get some receipts that aren't printed on black paper for once?
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