bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Jeweler's Secret Hobby
Juggling the double life of being a jeweler by day and a metal detector enthusiast by night.
0
0
My wife asked why I spend so much time with metal detectors. I told her it's my way of expanding the family business. She's not impressed. I guess she prefers date nights over searching for rusty old coins.
The Clueless Customer Jeweler
Dealing with customers who have no idea about jewelry but act like they're experts.
0
0
Had a customer claim they wanted an antique ring. I showed them one, and they said, "No, not that old." I guess "antique" is subjective when you're in a store older than their grandma.
The Overpriced Jeweler
Dealing with customers who think their engagement ring should double as a down payment on a house.
0
0
I told the jeweler I wanted a ring that would impress everyone. Now I'm the proud owner of a ring that's more expensive than my car. But hey, at least I can't drive the ring into a ditch.
The Awkward Proposal Jeweler
Navigating the cringe-worthy moments when couples get engaged in the store.
0
0
A guy proposed in the store, and the girl said no. Now I'm stuck with the image of a rejected marriage proposal every time I sell an engagement ring. Talk about a mood killer.
The Jewelry Appraiser
Dealing with people who think their grandma's necklace is worth a fortune, but it's just a fancy accessory.
0
0
A lady came in with a ring and said it was priceless. I ran some tests and said, "Actually, it's worth about $50." She looked at me like I'd just appraised her soul.
Post a Comment