7+ Best One Liners Jokes For jewel

Sort By:

I told my jewel a secret. Now it's under pressure!

Why did the jewel start a garden? It wanted to grow carats!

I asked my diamond if it wanted a snack. It said, 'No thanks, I'm already a little cut!

What did the jewel say to the geologist? Rocks may be hard, but I'm gem-tastic!

What did one diamond say to the other? 'You're a gem, don't take yourself for granite!

I told my diamond a joke. It didn't laugh. Must be too hard to crack!

Why was the emerald always happy? It had a positive outlook!

Topic of the day

Apr 26 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today