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The Time-Strapped Jeweler
Dealing with customers who expect quick turnaround times for custom orders.
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Someone asked for a personalized pendant with their initials, and they needed it ASAP. I said, 'I'll do it, but just know, the faster I work, the more likely your initials might end up being 'JK' for 'just kidding.'
The Overly Paranoid Jeweler
Constantly worrying about thieves and heists.
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I'm so paranoid about thieves that I've installed trapdoors in my shop. Not for the burglars, just for the customers who try on the jewelry and decide to run without paying. It's my version of a 'captive audience.'
The Hopeless Romantic Jeweler
Struggling to find the perfect engagement ring for every customer.
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I once had a customer ask for a diamond that sparkled more than his relationship. I had to break it to him gently, 'Sir, I can make the diamond shine, but you might need a relationship counselor for that other sparkle.'
The Hipster Jeweler
Dealing with customers who want avant-garde and unconventional jewelry.
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I had a guy come in asking for a pendant shaped like an avocado. I said, 'That's unique, but let's hope your love doesn't go through a 'guac' phase.'
The Comedian Turned Jeweler
Balancing the serious business of selling jewelry with the desire to entertain customers.
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I once sold a bracelet to a guy who wanted it to be 'punny.' So, I engraved it with 'I'm so rich, my money has its own money.' I call it the 'wealthy wristband.'
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