8 Jokes About Jealous

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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My fridge gets jealous if I give the microwave too much attention. It's a cold war!
My watch is jealous of my phone. It's time it got over it!
My shoes are so jealous of each other. They're always trying to outsole one another!
My smartphone's so jealous of my attention span. It’s always trying to swipe me off my feet!
My bed gets jealous of my couch. It can't handle the thought of me sleeping somewhere else!
My alarm clock gets jealous of my naps. It can't handle the downtime!
My bicycle is so jealous of my car. It wheely wants to drive me crazy!
My coffee maker gets jealous if I espresso my love for tea!

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