6 Jokes For Jar

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Updated on: Feb 08 2025

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I asked my jar of pickles for relationship advice. It said, 'Just dill with it!
What did the jar say to the refrigerator? 'I need some space, you're always too cool!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing in the jar!
I told my friend I could open a jar with my eyes closed. He said I couldn't, but that's how I see things.
I bought a jar of mayonnaise because it said 'shake well before use.' Now I can't stop salsa dancing.
I can't trust jars. They always seem to have something up their sleeve, or should I say, under their lid!

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