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The Time Capsule Jar
The mystery of forgotten items in a jar
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I found a jar with a label that said, "Important Stuff." I opened it, and inside was a half-used chapstick, a paperclip, and a fortune cookie fortune that said, "You will find unexpected treasures." Well, I wasn't expecting this level of disappointment.
The Penny Jar
The uselessness of a penny jar
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The penny jar is my retirement plan. I've calculated that if I save pennies every day until I'm 90, I might have enough for a cup of coffee. It's the slowest investment ever, and I'm pretty sure inflation is winning.
The Cookie Jar
The temptation of a cookie jar
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The cookie jar is the real authority in the house. You can negotiate with your boss, argue with your spouse, but when the cookie jar calls, resistance is futile. It's the real head of the household, and I'm just a humble subject.
The Salsa Jar
The unexpected heat of a salsa jar
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I bought a salsa once with a warning label that said, "For experienced taste buds only." I didn't know my taste buds needed a resume. I felt like I was applying for a culinary adventure, not buying a jar of tomatoes and peppers.
The Pickle Jar
The struggle of opening a pickle jar
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I asked my friend for help with a pickle jar once, and he handed it back to me saying, "You just need to loosen it up." Loosen it up? It's not a yoga pose; it's a jar! I'm not trying to find inner peace; I'm trying to find lunch.
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