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You know, I think we should apply "Jada before" to everything in life. Job interviews would be so much more interesting. Interviewer: "So, it says here you were fired from your last job. Care to explain?"
Candidate: "Oh, Jada before, I was just testing the company's emergency response system. They needed to know how fast they could replace me in case of an unexpected vacancy. Turns out, pretty quickly!"
It's the ultimate excuse. "Yeah, I may have burned dinner, but Jada before, I was just experimenting with a new cooking technique called 'blackened cuisine.' It's all about embracing the charred flavors, you know?
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I was talking to my grandma the other day, and she was reminiscing about the good old days. She said, "Jada before, we didn't have smartphones, and people actually talked to each other." I thought about it and realized, "Jada before, we didn't have smartphones, but we also didn't have the convenience of avoiding awkward conversations by pretending to be busy scrolling through our phones." And relationships were different too. "Yeah, Jada before, we used to write love letters. Now we just send heart emojis. It's like our emotions got downsized into tiny digital symbols. 'Here's my love for you: ❤️.' Back then, we needed at least a full page to express our feelings.
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I was at a friend's wedding recently, and the vows were beautiful. The bride was like, "I promise to love you in sickness and in health," and the groom was like, "I promise to always remember to put the toilet seat down." It got me thinking, what if they added a "Jada before" to their vows? "Yeah, I used to leave dirty socks all over the house, but Jada before, I was just testing your cleaning skills. It's like a scavenger hunt for cleanliness, and you passed with flying colors!"
It's amazing how "Jada before" can turn any character flaw into a quirky personality trait. "Yeah, I used to snore like a chainsaw, but Jada before, I was just auditioning for the lead role in a horror movie. I figured I'd bring the scares home.
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You ever notice how every romantic story sounds so much better when you say, "Jada before"? It's like the magic phrase to make any relationship sound like it was touched by Cupid himself. "Yeah, we used to argue all the time, but Jada before, we were just finding our rhythm, you know? It was like a dance, a really awkward and offbeat dance, but still a dance."
I tried it with my own relationship. "Yeah, we used to forget each other's birthdays and anniversaries all the time, but Jada before, we were just testing the strength of our memories. It's like we were preparing for a memory Olympics, and let me tell you, we've won gold in the forgetfulness category.
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