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Why did the tomato turn red at the party? It saw the salad dressing 'Jada before' anyone else!
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Why did the bicycle fall over at Jada's house? It was 'Jada before' it could balance!
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I was going to tell you a joke about Jada before, but I decided to 'Jada before' it got old!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired 'Jada before' it reached the finish line!
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What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon! 'Jada before' it became a doctor!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time. It was 'Jada before' it could hold anything together!
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Jada before, my morning routine was simple - wake up, brush my teeth, and stare at the ceiling questioning all my life choices. Oh, wait, that's still my routine!
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Before Jada, I was an expert at folding laundry. Now, I'm an expert at creating a 'laundry sculpture' that sits in the corner of our bedroom. It's called modern art, baby!
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Jada before, I thought 'Netflix and chill' meant watching Netflix and relaxing. Now, it's more like 'Netflix and panic' because the 'Are you still watching?' message is a harsh reality check!
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You know, 'Jada before' sounds like a motivational slogan for people trying to quit bad habits. 'Jada before, I used to eat a whole pizza by myself. Now, I only eat half!'
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Jada before, I used to think multitasking was watching TV while scrolling through my phone. Now, I've upgraded to watching TV, scrolling through my phone, and pretending to listen to my wife. It's called 'mastering the art of distraction.'
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You remember 'Jada before'? That's the era when my pet goldfish had a longer life expectancy than my relationships! Now, my relationships last longer, but my fish... not so much.
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Remember 'Jada before'? That's when I used to say I'd never become like my parents. Now, I catch myself saying things like, 'Because I said so!' and 'Money doesn't grow on trees!' I've become a dad cliché!
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Jada before, I used to have a carefully planned budget. Now, my budget is more like a suggestion. You know you're an adult when 'emergency expenses' include ordering pizza because you're too tired to cook!
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Jada before, I believed in love at first sight. Now, I believe in love at first 'Can you take out the trash?' It's amazing how romance evolves!
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