5 Jokes For Jacked

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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I told my friend I started lifting weights, and he asked if I was jacked. I said, 'No, just whey-ed down.
Why did the bicycle fall over at the gym? It was two-tired.
My exercise routine is like a bad romance. It starts with passion, but eventually, I'm just going through the motions.
I asked the gym trainer, 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He replied, 'How flexible are your membership payments?
Why did the weightlifter bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

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