7+ Best One Liners Jokes For jacked

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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.

I started a new workout routine. It's called 'Crossfit and chips' – I lift the chips to my mouth.

Why did the bodybuilder bring a ladder to the gym? He wanted to get to the next level of gains.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

I told my friend I could do a backflip. He bet me 50 bucks, and I had to buy a new laptop.

I tried to do a push-up today, and it went great. I pushed myself away from the floor with great enthusiasm.

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