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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. It could be worse—they could be all backbone and no funny bone!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. It could be worse—I could be pedaling uphill against a strong headwind!
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I told my plant a joke to make it grow. Now it's a laughing stalk. It could be worse—I could have a garden full of sarcastic vegetables!
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Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? Because he knew how to turn a field of corn into a-maize-ing potential!
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' It could be worse—you could be overdue!
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. It could be worse—it could be failing its own solutions!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. It could be worse—I could be sleeping on the couch!
It Could Be Worse: My Alarm Clock is My Life Coach
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I set my alarm with a motivational message: Hey, sleepyhead, it could be worse. You could be a morning person. Now I wake up feeling grateful for my night owl tendencies.
It Could Be Worse: My Wi-Fi Password is a Pep Talk
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I changed my Wi-Fi password to ItCouldBeWorse, so every time I connect, I get a little reminder that my internet speed isn't the only thing that needs improvement.
It Could Be Worse: My Fridge is Full of Leftovers and Regrets
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Opened my fridge and saw a note that said, It could be worse – you could be a salad. My fridge is like a life coach, reminding me that my food choices are a reflection of my life choices.
It Could Be Worse: My Dog Gives Better Advice Than Google
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Google says, It could be worse. Meanwhile, my dog just looks at me with those puppy eyes and says, It could be worse – you could be without a furry friend. Well played, dog, well played.
It Could Be Worse: My GPS Voice is My Inner Critic
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Have you ever noticed how your GPS voice is eerily similar to your inner critic? In 500 feet, make a U-turn because your life choices are questionable. Thanks, GPS, I needed that reminder.
It Could Be Worse: My Therapist is My GPS
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I told my therapist I was lost in life, and she said, Turn left at the next intersection of self-discovery. Well, at least now I know why my therapy sessions come with directions.
It Could Be Worse: My Mirror is a Stand-Up Comic
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I looked in the mirror this morning, and it said, It could be worse – you could be a morning person without coffee. Apparently, my mirror moonlights as a stand-up comic.
It Could Be Worse: My Reflection in Funhouse Mirrors
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Visited a funhouse, and the mirrors there said, It could be worse – you could look like this all the time. Well, at least I know I have a career waiting for me at the carnival.
It Could Be Worse: My Plant is My Life Guru
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I asked my plant for life advice, and it whispered, It could be worse – you could be a cactus, all prickly and misunderstood. Note to self: don't take advice from succulents.
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