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You know when your phone dies right before you're about to take an important call? I always think, "Well, it could be worse. I could have been the inventor of the 'indestructible phone'.
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You ever struggle with untangling earphones? That frustrating moment when they're more twisted than a soap opera plot? I console myself by thinking, "Well, it could be worse. I could be a headphone for Medusa!
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You ever accidentally put salt in your coffee instead of sugar? That's when I remind myself, "Well, it could be worse. I could have a job as a professional coffee taster.
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You know when you're running late and your shoe lace decides to stage a rebellion? I just think, "Well, it could be worse. I could be Cinderella trying to find that glass slipper every morning!
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Ever find yourself stuck in a traffic jam on a scorching day with the AC broken? I console myself by thinking, "Well, it could be worse. I could be the guy selling snow cones in this heat!
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Ever had a day when your umbrella flips inside out in the wind? I console myself by thinking, "Well, it could be worse. I could be Mary Poppins without an exit strategy!
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You know when you accidentally send a text to the wrong person? That moment when you wish the ground could swallow you? I just think, "Well, it could be worse. I could have accidentally sent the launch codes to a pizza delivery guy!
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Ever had one of those days when you hit every red light on your way to work? I just think, "Well, it could be worse. I could be the guy in charge of making sure they all turn red as I approach!
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Remember when you're craving a snack and you find the last piece of chocolate, but it turns out to be dark chocolate? I console myself by saying, "Hey, it could be worse. It could be a Brussels sprout disguised as chocolate!
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