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Why did Ironman become a detective? He could always iron out the mysteries!
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How does Ironman apologize? He says, 'I'm sorry if I ironed on your nerves!
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Why did Ironman break up with his girlfriend? She wanted a relationship with a bit more 'iron-y.
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Why does Ironman make a terrible chef? Because he always over irons the steaks!
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Ironman's secret power is making goatees cool again. I tried growing one, but instead of looking like Tony Stark, I ended up resembling a confused garden gnome.
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You know you're getting old when you relate more to Ironman's high-tech arthritis suit than his actual superhero adventures. 'Back in my day, we just had capes and a good pair of running shoes.'
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Ironman's got the ultimate wingman – Jarvis. My wingman is Siri, and she can't even get my pizza order right. 'No, Siri, I said pepperoni, not power-on.'
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Ironman, the only superhero whose real superpower is having a billionaire's budget. I tried fighting crime once, but all I got was a credit card bill and a stern letter from my bank.
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Ironman probably has a 'Superhero Tinder' app. 'Swipe right if you can lift a car, swipe left if you're more of a 'Netflix and chill' kind of hero. Sorry, Batman, no dark knights allowed.'
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Ironman's retirement plan is probably just opening a high-end tech store. 'Stark Solutions: Where every problem can be solved with a gadget you never knew you needed. And yes, we do gift wrapping for Infinity Stones.'
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Ironman's suit is so advanced; it probably has a 'Reply All' feature for his Jarvis AI. Imagine accidentally sending a superhero battle plan to the entire Avengers group chat. 'Sorry guys, my bad.'
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Ironman must have the best home security system. I tried installing something similar, but my neighbors just called it an 'overpriced doorbell.'
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Ironman's suit has more features than the latest iPhone. I mean, sure, it can save the world, but can it tell me why my mom keeps calling me just to ask how to set up her voicemail?
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