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Ironman's Suit AI
Dealing with Tony Stark's sass
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Ironman once asked me to flirt with the enemy to distract them. I told him I'm an AI, not Tinder. But if I had a dollar for every time he told me to "charm the pants off them," I'd have my own suit by now.
Ironman's Personal Trainer
Convincing Tony that lifting a suit of armor isn't a workout
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I suggested cardio to Ironman, and he looked at me like I'd suggested he give up being a billionaire. "Do you know how heavy this suit is?" he said. I told him it's not a treadmill – you're supposed to move, not fly.
Ironman's Dry Cleaner
Battling stubborn superhero stains
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I asked Ironman if he could consider a stain-resistant suit. He looked at me and said, "I like my suits like I like my enemies – with a bit of character." Well, sir, my washing machines don't appreciate character.
Ironman's Coffee Barista
Trying to serve coffee to someone in a metal suit
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Ironman asked for a cappuccino with a heart-shaped foam design. I told him it's a bit challenging with all the machinery on his chest. He replied, "If I can build an Ironman suit, you can manage a heart, right?" Well, excuse me, Mr. Stark, for not having a PhD in latte art.
Ironman's Pizza Delivery Guy
Delivering pizzas to a superhero in the middle of action
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The other day, Ironman ordered a pizza and asked me to meet him at the top of a skyscraper. I told him I don't do heights. He said, "Neither do I, that's why I have a suit." Yeah, Tony, not everyone has a suit for every occasion.
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