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Why did the iris bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
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Iris, I tried to impress my date by saying, 'You light up my world like an iris in the sun.' She replied, 'Is that a compliment or are you talking about my dilated pupils?' Smooth, right?
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Iris, my friend told me that the iris is the most visible part of the eye. I said, 'Well, then, I must have the most outgoing eyes in the room!' My eyes are basically the extroverts of the face.
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Iris, the only time I feel close to being a detective is when my TV remote goes missing. It's like, 'Where are you hiding, Iris? Show yourself!'
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Iris, I thought about getting a tattoo of an eye on my arm, you know, to show my love for uniqueness. But then I realized I'd be stuck with the weirdest sleeve at family gatherings. 'Oh, that's just Cousin Joe. He's into eyes.'
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Iris, I bought an iris plant for good luck, and now I'm convinced it's the reason I found a dollar on the street. Either that or someone dropped it while laughing at me talking to my plant. 'You're my green little lucky charm, Iris!'
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Iris, I recently learned that the eye's iris has a unique pattern, just like fingerprints. So now I'm thinking, instead of passwords, we should just scan people's eyes at the bank. 'Hold on, let me withdraw money, and my dignity.'
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Iris, my smartphone claims to recognize my face, but every morning it's like, 'Who is this person in front of me?' Apparently, even technology has trouble identifying morning me!
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Iris, I tried to flirt with someone by saying, 'Your eyes are like twin rainbows.' Turns out, 'twin rainbows' sounds more like a weather forecast than a pickup line. Lesson learned.
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Iris, I decided to look up the meaning of the name, and apparently, it's associated with rainbows and messages from the gods. I'm over here with a name that means 'Answer your phone; it might be Zeus.'
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