5 Jokes For Iris

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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The Psychic

When the psychic predicts awkward situations
My psychic said I had a bright future. I guess that explains why I keep walking into walls in the dark!

The Sci-Fi Fan

When the sci-fi fan's smart home becomes too intelligent
My smart home said it wants to be more like Iris from sci-fi movies. I said, "Great, now I have a house that's trying to take over the world.

The Eye Doctor

When the eye doctor has too many dad jokes
The eye doctor asked me if I had a family history of blindness. I said, "I don't see any, but my grandma always said laughter is the best medicine!

The Florist

When the florist's flowers start talking back
My tulips started making puns. I said, "Guys, this is getting out of hand. I can't be your stand-up comedian!

The Photographer

When the photographer's camera has a sense of humor
My camera told me it wanted to pursue stand-up comedy. I said, "Well, you've already got a lot of exposure!

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