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My friend tried to make a joke about anger management, but it turned out to be a real ira-saster!
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Why did the angry computer start a blog? It wanted to vent its ira-tenet frustrations!
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Ira-te birds never get invited to the feathered flock's parties. They always ruffle too many feathers!
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Why don't angry people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when their ira-diators are always on!
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Why did the math book get so angry? It couldn't solve its own ira-tional problems!
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I accidentally bumped into my friend, and now he's giving me the cold ira-ting glare!
Ira's GPS
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I asked Ira for directions once, and he snapped, Turn left in 500 feet, unless you want my foot to turn left into your backside! Who needs GPS when you've got Ira navigating your life?
Ira's Morning Routine
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Ira told me about his morning routine – it's basically a battle with the alarm clock. He calls it the rise and rage strategy. Forget coffee; Ira wakes up with a shot of adrenaline and a side of irritation.
Ira's Happy Place
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You know, I asked Ira where his happy place is, and he said it's in the eye of a hurricane. I mean, I get it – calm and peaceful, right? Just make sure you bring an umbrella!
Ira's Cookbook
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Ira's writing a cookbook. It's called Cooking with Ira: A Dash of Spice and a Pinch of Rage. I hear the secret ingredient in every recipe is frustration. No wonder the dishes come out so explosive!
Ira's Relaxation Playlist
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Ira made a relaxation playlist. It includes songs like Calm Before the Storm, Rage Against the Zen, and Meditation for the Mad. I'm not sure if it helps him relax, but it sure gives the rest of us a good laugh!
Ira, the Zen Master
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I heard Ira's trying out meditation to calm his nerves. Picture this: Ira, sitting cross-legged, chanting Ommm in a room full of tranquility. But let's be real – that room probably has soundproof walls for everyone else's safety.
Ira's Comedy Show
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I went to see Ira's comedy show, and let me tell you, he doesn't tell jokes; he roasts the audience. The only laughter you hear is nervous laughter because we're all terrified of becoming the next target of Ira's wrath.
Ira, the Whisperer
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They say there's a horse whisperer, a dog whisperer, even a baby whisperer. Well, I met Ira – he's the only one who can whisper angrily. It's like a mix between a hiss and a scowl. It's an acquired skill.
Ira, the Human Storm Cloud
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I met this guy Ira, and I swear, every time he walked into a room, it felt like the weather forecast should be warning us about an incoming thunderstorm. Forget small talk; Ira's specialty is the thunderous grumble.
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