6+ Best Witty Jokes impress a girl Jokes

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I asked a girl for her number, and she said, 'Are you serious?' I said, 'Absolutely! It's the first step in the scientific method!

I tried to impress a girl with my cooking, but it became a disaster. Apparently, 'flambé' doesn't mean setting the smoke alarm on fire!

I tried to impress a girl by making a pun about construction, but I'm still working on that one.

I told a girl she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked a girl out on a date to the library. She said yes! I'm excited; it'll be our first chapter together.

I told a girl she should be a scientist. She asked why. I said, 'Because you've got chemistry – more specifically, you've got my attention!

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