6 Impress A Girl Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I told a girl she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I asked a girl if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'Of course, it saves time!' Well, that's efficiency for you.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Unlike me, trying to impress a girl by challenging her to a push-up contest.
I tried to impress a girl with my math skills. I told her I'm good at algebra – I can replace your X and you won't need to figure out Y.
Why did the computer go to the party alone? It couldn't find a date – all the other computers were Windows and it was a Mac.
I asked a girl if she likes Star Wars. She said, 'I'm more into solo projects.' Well, that's a 'sith'-uation.

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