20+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For im so white

I'm so white, I turn the volume down on my GPS so it doesn't yell at me.

I'm so white, I've been called a 'walking sunscreen ad.

I'm so white, my catchphrase is 'Let's not get too crazy.

I'm so white, I use my turn signal in parking lots.

I'm so white, my idea of a street fight is a heated debate on Twitter.

I'm so white, I have a 'bad hair day' even when I wear a hat.

I'm so white, my secret talent is finding the most boring part of any documentary.

I'm so white, I break into a sweat at the thought of spicy ketchup.

I'm so white, I make mayonnaise look spicy.

I'm so white, my dance moves could be mistaken for interpretive yoga.

I'm so white, my idea of a wild night is two episodes of a crime drama and a cup of herbal tea.

I'm so white, I wear SPF in the winter… indoors.

I'm so white, my superpower is blending in at a snowstorm.

I'm so white, I bring a flashlight to a neon party.

I'm so white, I get excited when my printer recognizes my face.

I'm so white, my idea of a tan is opening the curtains.

I'm so white, my playlist has a 'Songs to Iron Your Khakis to' section.

I'm so white, my spice rack only has salt and pepper.

I'm so white, I can't even jump to conclusions—I might sprain something.

I'm so white, I've never had a sunburn because I'm still working on my base layer.

20 Jokes For Im So White