10 Jokes For Im So White

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Updated on: May 05 2025

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I'm So White

I'm so white that my idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 PM to watch infomercials. I live life on the edge – of my couch.

I'm So White

You know you're white when your go-to karaoke song is Wonderwall. I figure if I'm going to be painfully predictable, might as well do it with a guitar.

I'm So White

I'm so white that my spice cabinet consists of just salt and pepper. I once tried paprika, and my taste buds filed a lawsuit for assault.

I'm So White

I'm so white, I thought kombucha was a type of exotic dance. Turns out, it's just fizzy tea that makes me question my life choices.

I'm So White

You know you're white when you get excited about SPF 50 sunscreen. I don't get a tan; I just slowly transform into a less transparent version of myself.

I'm So White

I'm so white, I thought a mixtape was just a playlist for my morning yoga routine. My fire playlist is more like a gentle simmer.

I'm So White

You know you're white when you throw out your back trying to do the floss dance. I call it the I need a chiropractor move.

I'm So White

I'm so white, my idea of dancing is doing the Macarena at a wedding. I've got moves like a penguin on a hot skillet.

I'm So White

You know you're really white when the highlight of your day is finding a mayo that perfectly complements your skin tone. I call it ghost dressing!

I'm So White

I'm so white, my favorite dance move is the awkward shuffle. I bust it out at parties, and suddenly the dance floor is all mine... and by mine, I mean empty.

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