6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For i need help

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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I need help finding them!

I asked my phone for help finding itself. It replied, 'Sorry, I can't locate my purpose.' Looks like we both need a little existential assistance!

I asked my mirror for help with my self-esteem. It just reflected on the situation. I guess it's a bit too reflective for emotional support!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. I need help choosing my words more wisely!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now I need help untangling myself from puns!

I asked the math teacher for help with my problems. She said, 'I'm not a therapist.' I guess she couldn't solve my emotional equations!

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