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I told my GPS it needed to work on its communication skills. Now it says 'Recalculating' with a slightly hurt tone. I might need help apologizing to technology!
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I told my alarm clock I need more sleep. It responded, 'Sorry, that's not in my wake-up call duties.' I guess it's time for a new assistant!
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I told my dog he needs to get a job. Now he's the barker at a tree-mendous comedy club. I guess he didn't need my help after all!
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My cat and I have a lot in common. We both need help opening cans and hate going to the gym!
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I told my plants they need to grow stronger. Now they're on a strict regimen of sunlight and motivational speeches. I might need help becoming a plant coach!
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