8 Jokes For I Don't Remember Asking

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the clock refuse to tick? It pondered, 'I don't remember asking for this constant movement.
Why did the door refuse to close? It mused, 'I don't remember asking for an open-door policy.
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It kept saying 'I don't remember asking' whenever someone called.
Why did the book refuse to be read aloud? It thought, 'I don't remember asking for an audience.
I offered my computer some advice, and it replied, 'I don't remember asking for a software update.
I shared a secret with my cat, and it just stared at me, probably thinking, 'I don't remember asking for your confidential information.
Why did the painting refuse to be hung on the wall? It thought, 'I don't remember asking for this location.
Why did the microwave beep incessantly? It muttered, 'I don't remember asking for a reminder.

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