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Trying to offer advice to my computer-illiterate friend is like trying to teach a fish to ride a bike. And every time, he looks at me and says, "I don't remember asking for your tech support." Well, maybe if you could Google, you wouldn't need me!
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You know you're an adult when your parents start hitting you with the classic "I don't remember asking" every time you offer some friendly advice. It's like they graduated from the School of Selective Listening.
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The other day, I shared a life hack with my roommate, and he hits me with the classic "I don't remember asking." Well, maybe if you asked more questions, you wouldn't be stuck with mediocre life choices!
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I tried giving my cat some advice on catching mice, and she just stared at me like, "I don't remember asking." Well, excuse me, Miss Whiskers, for trying to help you climb the corporate cat ladder.
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I told my friend a joke the other day, and he goes, "I don't remember asking for your comedy expertise." Well, I don't remember asking for your permission to be hilarious, but here we are, my friend.
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Ever try to contribute to a conversation and someone hits you with the "I don't remember asking"? I'm just over here thinking, "Well, I don't remember asking for your opinion, but here we are!
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Ever share an interesting fact with someone, and they respond with, "I don't remember asking"? It's like, buddy, you don't need an invitation to soak in the fountain of knowledge. Dive in!
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You ever notice how people always say, "I don't remember asking" when you're just trying to share a fascinating fact? I mean, sorry for trying to sprinkle a little knowledge on your ignorance salad.
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I once told my mom about a fantastic recipe I found, and she goes, "I don't remember asking for your cooking tips." Sorry, Mom, I didn't realize I needed a culinary permission slip to spice up your kitchen.
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