7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For i can't even

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I can't even organize a space party. My friends are always in a different orbit.

I can't even tell my computer I love it because it's not my 'type'.

I can't even sleep without my phone nearby. It's my alarm clock and my emotional support device.

I can't even sing 'Happy Birthday' properly. It always ends up sounding like a funeral dirge.

I can't even remember why I walked into a room. Maybe it was to check if I still had a bad memory.

I can't even compete in a vegetable growing contest. My carrots are too 'underground'.

I can't even dance. My moves are more like a malfunctioning robot than anything graceful.

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