7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For i am so broke

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I'm so broke, I'm considering a career as a professional hide-and-seek player. At least I'll be good at something.

I asked the bank for a loan, and they sent me a sympathy card.

I asked the ATM for my balance, and it printed me a coupon.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I told my credit card I love surprises. It responded with an overdraft fee.

I told my landlord I needed a 30-day notice before rent is due. He gave me a mirror.

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