5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For i am so broke

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My car is so old; it came with a user manual written in hieroglyphics.

I asked the mechanic if my car was on its last legs. He said, "More like last wheel and a half.

Job hunting is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is on fire, and the needle is made of gold.

I applied for a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. They told me my sense of humor was half-baked.

My idea of a fancy date is two-ply toilet paper.

I tried to impress my date with a home-cooked meal. Turns out, Cup Noodles aren't considered haute cuisine.

I play hide and seek with my bank balance every time I enter a grocery store.

My credit card declined at the checkout. The cashier said, "Your card is on a diet, too, I see.

My landlord thinks my name is "Past Due."

The only thing I own is debt, and my landlord is the curator of my financial museum.

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