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I challenged my hourglass to a race. It said, 'Sure, but I'll always be a minute ahead!
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I told my hourglass it needed a vacation. It said it's already spending too much time on the beach!
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My hourglass started a YouTube channel. It's all about 'time'-lapse videos!
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I asked my hourglass for relationship advice. It said, 'Don't waste time on sand relationships.
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My hourglass has a great sense of humor. It's always cracking timely jokes!
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Why did the hourglass go to therapy? It had issues with time management!
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Why did the hourglass break up with the calendar? It needed more space for personal time.
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My hourglass is great at multitasking. It can handle both time management and being a conversation starter!
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Why don't hourglasses ever play hide and seek? Because they always get caught up in time!
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My friend thinks he can talk to time. I told him it's just a matter of hours!
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Why did the hipster bring an hourglass to the party? Because he wanted to be fashionably late!
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My hourglass started a band. They have a record deal, but their gigs are always short-lived.
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Why did the procrastinator buy an hourglass? It's the only way he can turn 'someday' into 'today'!
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