bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
I tried using an hourglass to manage my work breaks. But let's be real, when the sand's running out, it's more of a suggestion to stop than an actual command.
0
0
I always feel a little guilty when I flip an hourglass. It's like, "Sorry, time, but I need a do-over. Can we pretend that last hour didn't happen?
0
0
The hourglass is the only time-keeping device that makes you question your life choices. As the sand slips away, you start contemplating if that two-hour nap was really necessary.
0
0
Ever notice how an hourglass is like a minimalist's dream? It's just sand and glass, keeping time without all the digital distractions. Who needs a fancy smartwatch when you can have ancient elegance?
0
0
I once tried to impress someone by giving them an hourglass as a gift. They looked at me and said, "Wow, thanks for reminding me that time is slipping away, just like our conversation.
0
0
The hourglass is like the ancient version of a progress bar. But instead of waiting for your download, you're waiting for dinner to be ready, and if it goes over, you risk turning into a hangry time bomb.
0
0
You know you're an adult when you have an hourglass in your home for "decorative purposes." It's like saying, "I enjoy watching sand fall, and I also pay bills.
0
0
You ever notice how the hourglass is like the original countdown timer? It's basically telling you, "Hey, you've got this much time left to finish that Netflix series before responsibilities hit!
0
0
You ever use an hourglass to time your workout? It's like the sand is mocking you, saying, "Look at me, getting a full workout just by falling down.
Post a Comment