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Why did the horse start telling jokes at its birthday party? It wanted to stirrup some laughter!
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Why was the horse happy on its birthday? It got lots of 'hay'-ppy returns!
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Why did the horse celebrate its birthday at the comedy club? It wanted a night of neighing with laughter!
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What did the horse say when it received a birthday card? 'Hay, thanks for the mane attraction!
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What do you give a horse for its birthday? A jumbo bale of laughter hay!
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Why did the horse invite all its friends to the birthday party? It didn't want to feel un-stable!
Horse Whisperer Wannabe
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I tried talking to a horse on its birthday once. I leaned in and whispered, Hey buddy, any big plans for today? The horse just stared at me, probably thinking, Why is this human trying to have a conversation with me? I'm just here for the carrots.
Neigh-sayers at the Party
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I bet there's always that one horse at the party being a neigh-sayer. Why did they get apple-flavored hay? I specifically asked for alfalfa. This party is a real mane disappointment.
Horse Party Etiquette
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I bet there's a strict etiquette at horse birthday parties. Like, do you bring a gift or just a bunch of carrots? And is it considered rude if you accidentally step in the birthday cake while trying to dodge those massive hooves? Sorry about the frosting hoofprint, Sparkles!
Horse Selfies
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I bet horses take the weirdest birthday selfies. They're probably all over social media with captions like, Just horsin' around on my special day! Meanwhile, we struggle to get a decent picture without looking like a potato.
Horsing Around
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You know, I recently found out that horses have birthdays. I mean, who throws a birthday party for a horse? Do they get a cake made of hay? Is there a pony pinata? I can just imagine the horse standing there, blowing out the candles with its massive nostrils. Make a wish, Mr. Ed!
Horse Presents
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I wonder what kind of presents horses get. A saddle-shaped cake? A new set of horseshoes? Maybe a subscription to 'Horse & Rider' magazine. I hope they at least get something better than a gift card to the hay store.
Horse Birthday Song
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Imagine singing 'Happy Birthday' to a horse. You'd probably have to sing it super slowly because horses eat their cake in slow motion. Haaaappy biiirrthdaaaay, dear Thunderhoof...
Equine Extravaganza
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I heard about this extravagant horse birthday party where they hired a clown. Can you imagine a horse watching a clown? I bet the horse was thinking, I might be a thoroughbred, but that clown's making a real 'mare' out of this party.
Horse Candle Woes
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Blowing out candles must be a real challenge for horses. I can see them trying to puff air with those big lips, and the candles just flicker, teasing them. Come on, Buttercup, you can do it! No? Well, more cake for us!
Equine Existential Crisis
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If horses have birthdays, do they also have midlife crises? Picture a horse in its stable, looking at its life choices. I've been trotting in circles for years, maybe I should try a career in dressage. Or become a therapy horse. People love emotional support, right?
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