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Horologists probably have the best stories. I can imagine them saying, "Let me tell you about the watch that survived a washing machine cycle and still ticked. That timepiece had more lives than a cat!
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Being a horologist must be a tough gig. I mean, imagine constantly being surrounded by clocks ticking away. It's like being in a room full of tiny reminders of your procrastination.
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Horologists are like the detectives of the clock world. They look at a watch and can tell you its whole life story – how many times it's been dropped, forgotten, or even traveled across continents. That watch might as well spill all its secrets!
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Have you ever taken your broken watch to a horologist and felt the need to apologize? "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you to keep time. I promise I'll treat you better!
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You know you're getting old when your friends start introducing you to their horologist instead of their hairstylist. "This is Bob, he fixes watches. And this is where we're at in life.
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I bet horologists have a love-hate relationship with daylight saving time. On one hand, it gives them more work fixing everyone's confused clocks. On the other hand, it's a perfect opportunity to remind us that time is indeed relative.
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Horologists must be the only people who can legitimately say, "Time is money," and mean it quite literally. Each minute they fix on a clock might as well have a dollar sign attached.
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I wonder if horologists get tired of hearing, "Well, would you look at the time!" every time someone hands them a broken watch. It's like their version of a doctor hearing, "Is it supposed to hurt there?
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Horologists probably have the most accurate concept of "fashionably late." They can glance at your watch and go, "Ah, yes, you're right on time... in the 18th century!
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