7 Jokes For Honeymoon

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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I asked my friend how his honeymoon was. He said, 'It was so good that I'm considering a second one - maybe with a different wife!
What did the bride say to her husband on the honeymoon? 'Let's make a pact: no snoring and no hogging the blanket!
Why did the husband bring a dictionary on the honeymoon? He wanted to find the words to express his endless love - and maybe impress his wife with some big words!
Why did the newlyweds bring a ladder on their honeymoon? They heard the view was breathtaking!
Why did the groom bring a map on his honeymoon? He wanted to make sure he didn't take the wrong path to love!
What did one honeymoon say to the other? 'Let's stick together like glue - just without the sticky situations!
I told my wife we should try a different honeymoon destination every year. She looked at me and said, 'You mean a yearly-moon?

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