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Why did the honest baker always win awards? Because his honesty was the yeast of his problems!
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Why did the honest musician struggle? He couldn't play anything without hitting the truth notes!
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Why was the honest detective terrible at his job? He couldn't fabricate a story even if his life depended on it!
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Why was the honest cat terrible at poker? It couldn't handle a poker face!
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Why did the honest train conductor make a great friend? He always stayed on track!
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Why did the honest gardener always have thriving plants? Because honesty was his best fertilizer!
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Why was the honest astronaut everyone's favorite? Because he was down-to-earth!
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Why did the honest chef never get lost? Because they always followed the recipe for truth!
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I'm so honest, I couldn't even cheat on my diet. I tried, but the cookies told me, 'Don't crumble under pressure!'
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Why did the honest clock get an award? Because it kept telling the truth, second by second!
Brutally Honest Dating
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You know, they say honesty is the best policy in relationships. So, I tried it. I told my date, I'm not rich, I'm not super fit, and I have a cat that judges me. Turns out, honesty is the best way to get ghosted before dessert.
The Honesty Diet
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I tried this new honesty diet. Every time I reach for a snack, I tell myself, You don't need that. It's not helping me lose weight, but my self-esteem has never been higher.
Job Interview Truths
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I went to a job interview and decided to be brutally honest. When they asked about my weaknesses, I said, Interviews make me nervous, and I once microwaved fish in the office. Surprisingly, I didn't get the job, but I did get a lifetime ban from the breakroom.
Truthful Social Media
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I decided to be brutally honest on social media. My latest post was just me sitting on the couch in my pajamas with the caption, Living my best life. Surprisingly, I lost followers, but I gained a sponsorship from a pajama company.
Honesty and Passwords
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I read that you should be honest, even with your passwords. So, I changed all my passwords to things like IAlwaysForgetThisOne and NoCapsLockPlease. Now, hackers are just as confused as I am.
Truthful Cooking Shows
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I love cooking shows, but they're all about presentation and perfection. So, I pitched a new show idea: Honest Cooking with [My Name]. The first episode? How to Turn Ramen into a Gourmet Meal with a Side of Regret.
Honesty at the Office
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I decided to bring honesty into the workplace. In my performance review, I told my boss, I spend 30% of my workday daydreaming about a beach vacation. Now, I'm not sure if I'm getting a promotion or an intervention.
Truthful Tech Support
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I called tech support and decided to be brutally honest. I told them, I have no idea what I'm doing. The guy on the other end said, Sir, this is tech support, not therapy. Well, someone needs to help me with my emotional connection to my Wi-Fi.
Honesty at the Gym
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I tried being honest at the gym. When the trainer asked how much I could lift, I said, Well, I struggle with a bag of groceries. Now, they've put me on a special workout plan called Pick Up After Yourself.
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