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I'm so honest, I told my mirror it's the fairest of them all. It said, 'Quit reflecting on things!
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Why did the honest person go to the bank? To check their honesty balance!
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I'm so honest, I told my dog I was leaving for two minutes. Ten minutes later, he's still giving me the side-eye!
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I'm so honest, I told my friends I'm on a seafood diet. They're not impressed; they said I should scale it down!
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I'm so honest, I told my computer I'd only be on it for five minutes. It laughed and said, 'Sure, just like the last time!
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I'm so honest, my diary's password is 'Honesty.' If anyone tries to open it, it says, 'You can't handle the truth!
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I'm so honest, I told my gym instructor I have a fear of treadmills. He said, 'That's a running joke!
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